Brackets Ep. 11: There's More Than One Way to Tease a Mouth

This may be our most in sync group of Bracketologists to date, but that doesn’t exempt the episode from Brackets’ signature twists and turns. We are still doing the important work of answering questions like “How do gophers fit into the economy?”, “What might compose a lime’s one man show?”, and “Why would Biddies even want titties?” Make way for this large and in charge episode of Brackets!

‘Bananagram Split’ vs ‘Gophers? In This Economy?’

‘Llama Lia’ vs ‘A Slutty Orange’

‘Lulu Lemoncello’ vs ‘Make Way For The Meat Wagon!’

Featuring: Jake Rosko, Jenny McPherson, Caroline Hale, Adam Decker, and Zach Decker

Host/Mixer: Jared Smith

Editor: Adam Decker

Brackets Ep. 10: Red Rover Red Rover Send Pop Right Over

Brackets is back at you with not only two brand new Bracketologists, but also a new format! Because we continually want to optimize the way in which we alienate Catholicism make weed jokes about environmental proposals.

‘The High Foot Five’ vs ‘The Way She Goes’

‘CT-AAAAYYYY’ vs ‘That One Toenail’

‘Hella Burnt Espresso’ vs ‘40 Days of Lent-il Soup’

Featuring: Audie Deinlein, Kylie Bruteman, Jared Smith, Corinne Florentino, and Zach Decker

Host/Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

Brackets Ep. 09: My Other Teacher Is Brown Sugar

With a combination of brand new Bracketologists with ones who have been with us from the start, a whole lot of hot takes are getting thrown around. For example, the term “Comic Sans” could have about five different interpretations. Also, if there is no risk of dying while playing laser tag then there’s no point. Oh. and for the love of God! Look me in the eyes when you come… into rooms that I am in!

‘Teaching an Old Frog New Tricks’ vs ‘Alan’s Beef’

‘Paula Abdul-Jabbar’ vs ‘The Dragon from Neverending Story’

‘Fornication Station’ vs ‘Parmesan Sheep’

Featuring: Miles Potter, Tim Lewis, Kevin Tognetti, Alex Goodman, and Zach Decker

Host/Editor: Adam Decker

Mixer: Jared Smith

Brackets Ep. 08: Batlover

Something we can all agree on; when there is a bat in your walls, the only logical next step is to seduce it. But when deciding on what form a reptilian Supreme Court Justice will take, our Bracketologists may never come to a consensus.

‘Kinda True Crime Stories’ vs ‘Little Richard’s Little Richard’'

‘Fronch Vanilla’ vs ‘An Ass Full of Coffee’

‘Ruth “Gator” Ginsberg’ vs ‘No Chestnuts Here, I’m Afraid’

Featuring: Sam Otter, Jenny McPherson, Kristi Durkin, Stephen Mackey, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

Brackets Ep. 07: Pigeons Need Love Too

We’re all just looking for love in this crazy world, right? So it doesn’t matter if you’re a pigeon, a grandma, or the Son of Poseidon, the important thing to remember is that we need to work together to determine whether or not Frankie Muniz is better than a bunch of cherry tomatoes.

‘This Tuba Is Too Big For My Son’ vs ‘Cream Of The Crop’

‘Peppa Pig’s Surprise’ vs ‘Alien Life In A Hot Tub’

‘Sneezing In A Halloween Mask’ vs ‘Rum In A Can Of Baked Beans’

Featuring: Caroline Hale, Jenny McPherson, Kristi Durkin, Lilly Bolduc, and Zach Decker

Host/Editor: Adam Decker

Mixer: Jared Smith

Brackets Ep. 06: Curvy Burt: Cheekin' The Can - 2018 Holiday Special

Happy Holidays to you and yours! You thought you had already received your last present? Wrong! Brackets is coming at you with a Holiday Special and a Bracket specifically filled with Winter themed suggestions.

Tim Allen’s Magic Beard in the Santa Clause vs Ho Ho Hop On BB

Frosted Tip Snowmen vs The Grinch Who Stole My Heart

Just Some Socks vs Santa Buddy

Featuring: Alex Goodman, Jenny McPherson, Kevin Tognetti, Kylie Bruteman, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

Brackets Ep. 05: But What If We Were Dogs?

Is a deep deep cup of coffee plausible to drink from? Will the real Disney Slut please stand up? Can someone PLEASE just picture us all as dogs? Strong feelings about geese, vests, walnuts, and Cotton Eye Joe emerge with the clash of comedians in this weeks episode of Brackets!

The Goose is Cooked vs A Menagerie of Ass

Dogs Being Friends vs Full Head Gear Braces

Rent! The Movie vs Kids Age 7-14

Featuring: Sam Otter, Kristi Durkin, Stephen Mackey, Tim Lewis, and Zach Decker

Host/Editor: Adam Decker

Mixer: Jared Smith

Brackets Ep. 04: The Ever Growing Piglet

How looooong is the spoon is question? Is A Sexy Earthquake worth the risk? Will Piglet ever stop growing? These questions and more are hotly debated in this special (somewhat Thanksgiving themed) episode, featuring some of Brackets’ original players.

Sour Cream Shaving Cream vs A Dancing Zombie

An Actual Hand Turkey vs An Ecstatic Mummy

A Happy Hedgehog vs Piglet, But Really Tall

Featuring: Andrew Stewart, Daniel “Windmill” Miller, Abby Zielinski, David Vornholt, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker